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Thread: Sorry but I just HAD to post this:

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    Drache Guest

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    You might race a Buick IF....

    *Race prepping your car means turning off the ac.
    *You have a "Big is Beautiful" license plate holder.
    *You have safety harnesses instead of seat belts for five occupants.
    *You only have to be careful of traffic AHEAD of you when you merge onto the Interstate
    *Your race car has never been on a trailer.
    *You think anything less than a 455 is a small block.
    *You won't race motorcycles beacuse it isn't fair . . . to them!
    *You've ever had to take a different route because of bridge weight limits.
    *You plan road trips from gas station to gas station.
    *Your wife's car runs 12s.
    *You painted your riding lawnmower black and turbocharged it.
    *You think 5000 pound cars and stationwagons are great dragstrip material.
    *The wrecker service calls you when they get their rigs stuck.
    *You have heard the phrase "That's a Buick!? from more than 5 punk kids in Daddy's 'Vette after you shut them down.
    *You have sucked so many bumpers off other cars, your car is nicknamed "The Hoover."
    *18 wheelers yield to you.
    *You can fit a month of groceries in your trunk and still run 12s.
    *You've ever been pulled over for failing to stop at a weigh station.
    *Your car has more towing capacity than a one ton duelie.
    *You think every race car should have ac and power windows.
    *You get signed thank you cards from the presidents of Phillips 66 and Texaco at Christmas.
    *You think every four door should have a cam, headers and slicks and runs 12s.
    *The phrase "231? Is that all?" and "That ain't no V6!" make the hair on the back of your neck stand up.
    *You've said "No, it's not an SS" more than 3 times this week.
    *You've never seen the tail lights of a Mustang GT.
    *Your friend's 5.0 'Stang runs 13s by being towed behind your car.
    *The local Mustang guys are claiming they've been abused because your car spanks them so bad.
    *You've raced your daily driver against a tube frame, blown, nitroused big block powered 'Stang . . . and won.

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